Holy freaking moly flamingo.
This is definitely going on the list of movies I never want to see again.
Why did I think it was a good idea to watch a disaster movie about a ship sinking? That was a genuinely terrifying experience.
This is definitely going on the list of movies I never want to see again.
Why did I think it was a good idea to watch a disaster movie about a ship sinking? That was a genuinely terrifying experience.
“Half the people on this boat will die!”
“Not the better half”
WHAT?!
The better half…that doesn’t include you then, yeah? Cal is a dirtbag of cats. And dirt.
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Seriously. If I cried at movies, I would be sobbing over this scene.
Funny how a crazed (ex-?)fiancé chasing then with a gun is actually infinitely less terrifying than the unsinkable ship inexorably filling up with the Atlantic.
(That’s how I afford all my expensive eyeliner, you know.)
One of the officers is Mr. Fantastic! I feel like he should be using superpowers or science or something to solve the sinking-ship issue.

Bernard Hill really does become infinitely more recognizable once he starts looking all forlorn and regally resigned to doom…
Théoden ,O_O,
It’s like they’re afraid they’ll forget each other’s name if they don’t say it every other line?
The weight of your hideous moustache alone could sink her.
Boiler room in a long dress, long red hair, that fiery personality Jack was complimenting earlier…
Jack and Rose’s romance is like Romeo and Juliet, except nobody’s cousins get murdered.
*Amy Adams impression* “No, it’s been a day!”
Man, Jack just fits into everyone’s suits. Abscond with all the expensively tailored clothes! Except that they really are one size fits all. “You ought to see to your girl. It looks like she bought your dress in a shop.”
Clearly the creepy fiancé dude is not one of the Brits.
(Well, he looks like he belongs in Ancient Egypt with that eyeliner.)
The ladies on the Titanic could give a Kentucky Derby crowd a run for their money. (Pun intended.)